Hello again you.
As I'm sure you know the Internet is teeming with all kinds of different sites for you to gorge yourself on when life becomes a little too boring. So, what better way to waste a few hours of your depressing life than spend as much money as possible on items you could actually live happily without.
There are thousands of websites willing to take away your hard earned money in exchange for their 'merchandise', but a certain site has grabbed my attention in the same way a Swedish wench grabs the testicles of a young British solider, who's after a night of meaningless and degrading sex. Too far? I doubt I care. This is called
Madbid! (www.madbid.com)
I'm sure you've seen the advert on the telebox, but if you haven't, I've kindly taken time to find you a link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTas_upDlU)
This extremely shite excuse for a website promotes itself with promises of every single item you could possibly need, at a price that is 'Mad'. People watch the advert and think 'Wow, £800 for a brand new car! I'm in!'. But alas, life is never that easy. After rapidly registering to the site, people will soon realise how fucking difficult and expensive it is to actually win any of the bids.
First of all, you actually have to buy the right to place a bid by purchasing things called 'credits', which on the site are worth '1p'. However you have to pay £10 for 30 of them. If my maths serves me correctly, this means that £10 is actually converted into 30p. Not a transition that any sane person would be willing to make. Then, you have compete with the rest of the general public in a bid war, which is more aggravating than trying to find some kind of logic behind the latest Lady GaGa costume (Seriously, she was in a fucking egg!) Then, after years of struggling, you manage to win something. You have to spend more money on the total bid! Take my advice, and stay away from this shit.
Right, I've finished.
