Hello viewer! Milnesy speaking and you're reading my opinions.
I recently realised that I am moping about the house and not informing enough people about my frivolous and pretentious views on things that neither of us care about. Also, having failed to secure a place in higher education I thought it best to keep my writing skills going, in the same way that an out of work writer does before they take the inevitable jump off a motorway bridge.
The Internet is jam packed with everything a person could physically need in their entire meaningless life, and I have instantly appointed myself as the judge of the quality of said websites. Do remember that these are only opinions and not necessarily fact. Nevertheless, if you don't agree with me then you're probably a bad person in general.
So where to start? The web is a big source filled with: crappy information, porn, social networks, porn, spam, porn and cute little videos of kittens in hilarious circumstances. Therefore, finding a place to actually start is proving to be a difficult task. So, I'll start with one of the big websites that I'm sure you have heard of.
YOUTUBE! (www.youtube.com)
YouTube is one of THE biggest sites on the web, and for good reason. Millions of mindless drones endlessly view and subscribe to thousands of channels created by the public, and this is why it has become so popular. Becoming famous because of YouTube is not unheard of, even though very few people achieve it. The most obvious person to use as an example of this is the squeaky voiced, rat faced little shit Lucas Cruikshank, although you probably know him by his alter-ego 'Fred'. I have to admit that what he has done is commendable, as he's taken his talent of being a talentless freak of nature and managed to gain a career. However, I can't help think that the only reason that he has become so famous is due to the fact that the majority of his viewers are complete and utter tools, and there a millions of tools in the world that have access to the Internet. Now, as I write this I realise that you the reader may be a fan of 'Fred'. So when I say tool, I am indeed referring to you.
Right, I'm bored now.
Bye.
