I see you've come back. I thought you would.
More things are becoming increasingly popular on the web these days, for the most random of reasons. One new site that has recently decided to jump on to our screens and fill a couple of pointless minutes is:
Formspring (www.formspring.com)
This site allows anyone to ask anything to anyone they choose. Now the basis of this website seems (at first) to be that of an interesting and fun idea. However people are people and have the ability to fuck up anything they lay their grubby hands on. One of the major flaws of the site is the fact that it allows you to ask a question anonymously. Therefore people, or as they are sometimes referred to 'Trolls', bombard innocent people with all sorts of insulting and offensive questions that they would never have the balls to say to anyone face to face.
For example, 'How much of an unfunny ass are you? (Its a trick question..)' is a question that I myself have received from an anonymous user, or as i refer to them, coward. Of course I'm not really bothered whether they say it to my face or not, as their opinion of me means very little. I guess there's just a little more dignity in insulting someone to their face, rather than masking yourself behind the Internet. Just saying.....
However, if you ignore the morons who abuse the site Formspring can be a fairly enjoyable way to spend a bit of time. It allows you to ask the most random of questions that only the Internet can inspire. From the classic questions such as 'Ninja V Pirate' to the oddest of questions such as 'ever worn bicycle shorts?', there's always something funny to be said. Providing you have the IQ of above 40.
Quick change of topic, I'm assembling a small group of people together to write a 'Blog Compilation'. There will be seven of us in total and each person will have to write an article one day a week on any topic that they like. If you're interested please contact me via my email:
super_chicken_68@hotmail.com, message me on Facebook or contact me via smoke signals. Extra bonus points for the person who manages to actually do the last one.
Right that's it.
Go Away.
Saturday, 29 January 2011
Friday, 28 January 2011
The Start of Things to Come!
Hello viewer! Milnesy speaking and you're reading my opinions.
I recently realised that I am moping about the house and not informing enough people about my frivolous and pretentious views on things that neither of us care about. Also, having failed to secure a place in higher education I thought it best to keep my writing skills going, in the same way that an out of work writer does before they take the inevitable jump off a motorway bridge.
The Internet is jam packed with everything a person could physically need in their entire meaningless life, and I have instantly appointed myself as the judge of the quality of said websites. Do remember that these are only opinions and not necessarily fact. Nevertheless, if you don't agree with me then you're probably a bad person in general.
So where to start? The web is a big source filled with: crappy information, porn, social networks, porn, spam, porn and cute little videos of kittens in hilarious circumstances. Therefore, finding a place to actually start is proving to be a difficult task. So, I'll start with one of the big websites that I'm sure you have heard of.
YOUTUBE! (www.youtube.com)
YouTube is one of THE biggest sites on the web, and for good reason. Millions of mindless drones endlessly view and subscribe to thousands of channels created by the public, and this is why it has become so popular. Becoming famous because of YouTube is not unheard of, even though very few people achieve it. The most obvious person to use as an example of this is the squeaky voiced, rat faced little shit Lucas Cruikshank, although you probably know him by his alter-ego 'Fred'. I have to admit that what he has done is commendable, as he's taken his talent of being a talentless freak of nature and managed to gain a career. However, I can't help think that the only reason that he has become so famous is due to the fact that the majority of his viewers are complete and utter tools, and there a millions of tools in the world that have access to the Internet. Now, as I write this I realise that you the reader may be a fan of 'Fred'. So when I say tool, I am indeed referring to you.
Right, I'm bored now.
Bye.
I recently realised that I am moping about the house and not informing enough people about my frivolous and pretentious views on things that neither of us care about. Also, having failed to secure a place in higher education I thought it best to keep my writing skills going, in the same way that an out of work writer does before they take the inevitable jump off a motorway bridge.
The Internet is jam packed with everything a person could physically need in their entire meaningless life, and I have instantly appointed myself as the judge of the quality of said websites. Do remember that these are only opinions and not necessarily fact. Nevertheless, if you don't agree with me then you're probably a bad person in general.
So where to start? The web is a big source filled with: crappy information, porn, social networks, porn, spam, porn and cute little videos of kittens in hilarious circumstances. Therefore, finding a place to actually start is proving to be a difficult task. So, I'll start with one of the big websites that I'm sure you have heard of.
YOUTUBE! (www.youtube.com)
YouTube is one of THE biggest sites on the web, and for good reason. Millions of mindless drones endlessly view and subscribe to thousands of channels created by the public, and this is why it has become so popular. Becoming famous because of YouTube is not unheard of, even though very few people achieve it. The most obvious person to use as an example of this is the squeaky voiced, rat faced little shit Lucas Cruikshank, although you probably know him by his alter-ego 'Fred'. I have to admit that what he has done is commendable, as he's taken his talent of being a talentless freak of nature and managed to gain a career. However, I can't help think that the only reason that he has become so famous is due to the fact that the majority of his viewers are complete and utter tools, and there a millions of tools in the world that have access to the Internet. Now, as I write this I realise that you the reader may be a fan of 'Fred'. So when I say tool, I am indeed referring to you.
Right, I'm bored now.
Bye.
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